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I call this “I don’t give a fuck” #blessed🙏 #squadgoals❤️ #yolo #swag #dontgiveafuck

Two years ago I proudly choked out the words, "I found you!" Everything is better (and funnier) with you and I'm looking forward to more years of kissing, laughter and happiness! Happy #2! Love you @shanabananer ! And since I couldn't pick just one here's a nice medley of photos that accurately sum us up with an added bonus of my secret favorite photo of you...

Happy birthday to my favorite kid! My partner in crime, my other half, my Italian swear word. You’re the owl to my mouse, you’re the unattended drink to my Bill Cosby, the Alonso to my deGrom. The best day of my life was above and continues to get better every day, especially since we are perfect and never ever fight. I hope 31 treated you well and can’t wait to keep celebrating every year with you by my side, the Michael Jackson to my—okay I’ll stop right there. Love you! @shanabananer #blessed🙏 #yolo #squadgoals❤️ #toml

Not really big on posting pics of myself here on the Gram but I believe the rule is if you go to Barcelona you have to post a pic of yourself with some ham #barcelona🇪🇸 #barthalona #iberianham #blessed🙏 #yolo #squadgoals❤️ #toml

In honor of National Dog Day or International Puppy Day here’s a shit ton of pictures of Lola and I doing our favorite activity in the whole world #lolathechorgi #tomstarita #blessed🙏 #squadgoals❤️ #swag #yolo #dognaps #keepingit100💯 #itsgonnabelit🔥

STARING CONTEST WITH A CATFISH Here I am, just minding my own business eating a chocolate chip muffin when this fucking guy decides to stare at me. So I said okay I’ll stare back. And we battled and battled and battled While inside a Dunkin Donuts Connecticut is so weird #catfishstaringcontest #iwon #bigwinner #dunkindonuts #connecticutisweird #blessed🙏 #yolo #squadgoals❤️ #swag #toml

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Buy my book, “Growth and Change Are Highly Overrated”
Buy my book “Two Ways to Sunday”
Story Time with Tom Starita
The Tom’s Apartment Cartoon
Tell Me with Tom Starita Podcast
The Unquestionably False Yet Undeniably True Story of Tom Starita
What the hell is this?
All My Media Appearances…

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