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Is the guy next to you on the bus snoring again? Stuck in traffic for the past 30 minutes with nowhere to go? Well… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 6 days ago
Oh hi there. Have you heard of Johnny HaHa? Are you looking for a missing potato? Well then have I got the story fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
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This is going to be the best damn Bonnie Raitt story you're going to read all day... #bonnieraitt #fiction… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
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You can stop sending it submissions: “UH WTF JULIO” is the greatest band name of all time. 1 month ago

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In honor of National Dog Day or International Puppy Day here’s a shit ton of pictures of Lola and I doing our favorite activity in the whole world #lolathechorgi #tomstarita #blessed🙏 #squadgoals❤️ #swag #yolo #dognaps #keepingit100💯 #itsgonnabelit🔥

STARING CONTEST WITH A CATFISH Here I am, just minding my own business eating a chocolate chip muffin when this fucking guy decides to stare at me. So I said okay I’ll stare back. And we battled and battled and battled While inside a Dunkin Donuts Connecticut is so weird #catfishstaringcontest #iwon #bigwinner #dunkindonuts #connecticutisweird #blessed🙏 #yolo #squadgoals❤️ #swag #toml

I call this, “Lunch for the Proletariat while the Greedy Capitalist Swine use the blood of our labor to fuel their yachts” OR “Someone didn’t want to carry their apple into the bathroom” YOU decide! #berniebros #berniebots #berniefromTheTwilightZonetheMovie #proletariat #bigwordsforbigguys #bybigguysimeanmymuscles #musclemuseum #greatsongbyMuse #blessed🙏 #squadgoals❤️ #swag #toml #intheyear2000

Happy Digital Release Day! “Growth and Change Are Highly Overrated” is now available on the Kindle! For those of you with a Nook stay tuned! Buy the book Share it with everyone Give me your love #growthandchangearehighlyoverrated #thebookboxpublishingltd #happydigitalreleaseday #kindle #buymybook #letmeputmypoemsinyou #blessed🙏 #yolo #swag #squadgoals❤️ #toml

The Dream...the only Dream I’ve ever had has finally come true #growthandchangearehighlyoverrated #thebookboxpublishingLtd #dreams #goals #finally #blessed🙏 #squadgoals❤️ #swag #toml

Happy Valentine’s Day @shanabananer The fact that you’ll get this is one of the many reasons why I love you #letsgomets #stayhealthytravis #loveyou #happyvalentinesday #blessed🙏 #yolo✌ #squadgoals❤️ #swag #keepinit100 #itslit🔥 #toml

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Buy my book, “Growth and Change Are Highly Overrated”
Buy my book “Two Ways to Sunday”
Story Time with Tom Starita
The Tom’s Apartment Cartoon
Tell Me with Tom Starita Podcast
The Unquestionably False Yet Undeniably True Story of Tom Starita
What the hell is this?
All My Media Appearances…

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