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Sometimes you just need to do something special for your boo to show how much you love her. Tonight I surprised Shanz with dinner outside on the lanai—malabar prawn curry over jasmine rice and a couple of tall boys on the side. Nothing better than prawns at sunset. #whataguy❤️ #whatahusband #besthusbandever❤️ #currymakestheworldgoround #tallboys #lenai #blessed🙏 #yolo✌ #swag #squadgoals❤️ #toml #cardibaintgotshitonme

Sooooo as some of you may or not be aware—I decided to sneak out of regular life and take a quick trip to Mexico. @shanabananer was okay with it so i went by myself, in search of culture, donkey shows and most important of all—myself. Well found myself I did and while playing a riveting game of Cee-Lo in a bank alley in Tijuana I noticed one of the dudes I was playing with was using trick dice! Of course I said something and that’s when I realized the other 5 gentlemen with us were friends with this guy.... Causing me to make friends with his trusty “stabbing knife” and i know that’s the name for it because he kept yelling, “Cuchillo acuchillador!” over and over—which is a weird thing to scream when you’re trying to kill someone. Thankfully my years of watching martial arts movies paid off and I fended off my attackers long enough for someone to come along, chasing them off—not before they made my stomach look like the worst game of tic tac toe Long story short I’m now in a Tijuana hospital watching the classic Mexican show, “Rebelde” on loop. Maybe they should have left me in the alley! #tijuana #tijuanamexico #TheNarajaoftheSouth #iwasstabbedmultipletimes #holyshitthatsarealhashtag #holyshitthatsarealonetoo #bellyproblems #whatisgoingonintheworldwhenthesehashtagshaveposts #rebelde #isurvived #gloriagaynor #escuchame #blessed🙏 #swag #squadgoals❤️ #lit #keepit💯 #yolo✌ #toml

Happy Mother’s Day to the best mom in the world who doesn’t have Instagram! This photo was taken my junior year of high school aka “my experimenting with steroids years” You are as beautiful as the summer rain. Don’t ever change #happymothersday #bestmom #bestmomevahhhhh #jacked #bananahammock #myeyesareuphere #blessed🙏 #yolo😎 #squadgoals❤️ #keepit💯 #toml

TBT—to those two magical years I was a cop. There was nothing better than working the beat—especially when your beat is the Jersey Shore. I won that lion when I shot the tin can three times in a row. Originally I was going to give it to a little girl but she dumped her ice cream on the boardwalk and I had to issue her mom a citation. Good times! #cop #beachcop #hotcop #strippercop #okayokayyesonenightiremovedmyuniformformoney #actuallyforcharity #okayhernamewascharity #blessed🙏 #yolo✌ #swag #squadgoals❤️ #toml

So apparently yesterday was International Siblings Day—and even though she’s not on the Instagram I wanted to give a shout-out to my sister Lisa. You’re not just my sister you were my first love. Too bad we live in such a puritanical world for ours is a love, a deep love...some might even say forbidden. Let the haters hate #internationalsiblingsday #lovemysister #reallylovemysister #winkwink #ifyoucatchmydrift #westvirginia #blessed🙏 #yolo😎 #swag #squadgoals❤️ #keepit💯 #toml

When your wife works late bringing home the paycheck the least I can do is prepare dinner... Tonight we have a large buffalo chicken salad. First time I ever made buffalo sauce and it wasn’t that hard. Fresh lettuce from the garden and a drizzle of balsamic glaze. #greathusband #thebesthusband #besthusbandever #winneroftheInternationalHusbandoftheYearAward2018 #drizzle #moist #moist #mooooist #blessed🙏 #yolo #squadgoals #swag #toml

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Story Time with Tom Starita
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The Unquestionably False Yet Undeniably True Story of Tom Starita
What the hell is this?
All My Media Appearances…

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