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It’s been a tough go but I’m over a month smoke free! Thanks to everyone helping me and thanks to @shanabananer for being so patient! Love you honey bunny! #smoking #nopenottodaysatan #hardlife #blessed🙏 #squadgoals❤️ #swag #keepingit100 #toml

Sometimes you have to let the wife know that she’s appreciated and loved. Tonight I surprised @shanabananer by making Chicken Tikka Masala with some basmati. To be honest—it wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be! #cookingforthewife #delicious #homemadeindianfood #hotchef #hotwaiter #basmati #nicetikkas #blessed🙏 #yolo #swag #squadgoals❤️ #toml

Last picture of the year: When I walked downstairs and showed @shanabananer my new look she screamed and threatened to divorce me. One day right side part...one day #happynewyear2020 #newdo #newphonewhodis #nudes #blessed🙏 #yolo #squadgoals❤️ #toml

Since all the cool kids are doing the Tik-Tok and the Pelaton and the Java Scripts and the 10 Year Challenge I figured what the hell? It’s the end of the decade let’s see how much I changed: #10yearchallenge #blessed🙏 #lit #squadgoals❤️ #swag #keepinit100 #newyearseve #endofthefuckingworld #goodbyetwenties

Three years and two days ago we picked up our @lolathechorgi and changed our lives...forever To properly honor her here is one minute and twelve seconds of her loudly snoring #rescuedogsofinstagram #blessed🙏 #yolo #squadgoals❤️ #keepinit100 #lit #toml #hotcarl #growthandchangearehighlyoverrated

I call this “I don’t give a fuck” #blessed🙏 #squadgoals❤️ #yolo #swag #dontgiveafuck

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Buy my book, “Growth and Change Are Highly Overrated”
Buy my book “Two Ways to Sunday”
Story Time with Tom Starita
The Tom’s Apartment Cartoon
Tell Me with Tom Starita Podcast
The Unquestionably False Yet Undeniably True Story of Tom Starita
What the hell is this?
All My Media Appearances…

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