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It's time to pour yourself an old fashioned, sit back in your recliner and read your phone for a couple of minutes.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 11 hours ago
Also the classy suit wearing version of Farouk the Shadow King is one of my favorite characters ever. I wish every… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 6 days ago
I’m a couple of days late but I hope to one day create something half as imaginative and inspiring as Legion. Fantastic job @noahhawley 6 days ago
It's a Wednesday night. Why not pour yourself a hot toddy and enjoy my latest... #fiction #shortstory… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 6 days ago
Have you ever stood in line at a Starbucks and watched the elderly woman in front of you sing and dance to Duran Du… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 6 days ago
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Need a quick bedtime story with a solid moral for your kid tonight? Well search no more... #shortstories… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
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I know we can’t agree on guns but can we agree to never say the killer’s name, or show his picture or read his stup… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
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RT @TheCousinSal: I’m starting to get weirdly intrigued by this @Mets team. 4.5 games out of the second wild card slot with White Sox, Pir… 2 weeks ago
RT @MattEhalt: I'm not a huge fan of the Mets' approach at the deadline. 1. They again think they're better than they are 2. If you're go… 2 weeks ago
Soooo we trade for Stroman, we keep Noah and Wheeler... But we don’t do anything for the worst bullpen in the mode… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
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STARING CONTEST WITH A CATFISH Here I am, just minding my own business eating a chocolate chip muffin when this fucking guy decides to stare at me. So I said okay I’ll stare back. And we battled and battled and battled While inside a Dunkin Donuts Connecticut is so weird #catfishstaringcontest #iwon #bigwinner #dunkindonuts #connecticutisweird #blessed🙏 #yolo #squadgoals❤️ #swag #toml

I call this, “Lunch for the Proletariat while the Greedy Capitalist Swine use the blood of our labor to fuel their yachts” OR “Someone didn’t want to carry their apple into the bathroom” YOU decide! #berniebros #berniebots #berniefromTheTwilightZonetheMovie #proletariat #bigwordsforbigguys #bybigguysimeanmymuscles #musclemuseum #greatsongbyMuse #blessed🙏 #squadgoals❤️ #swag #toml #intheyear2000

Happy Digital Release Day! “Growth and Change Are Highly Overrated” is now available on the Kindle! For those of you with a Nook stay tuned! Buy the book Share it with everyone Give me your love #growthandchangearehighlyoverrated #thebookboxpublishingltd #happydigitalreleaseday #kindle #buymybook #letmeputmypoemsinyou #blessed🙏 #yolo #swag #squadgoals❤️ #toml

The Dream...the only Dream I’ve ever had has finally come true #growthandchangearehighlyoverrated #thebookboxpublishingLtd #dreams #goals #finally #blessed🙏 #squadgoals❤️ #swag #toml

Happy Valentine’s Day @shanabananer The fact that you’ll get this is one of the many reasons why I love you #letsgomets #stayhealthytravis #loveyou #happyvalentinesday #blessed🙏 #yolo✌ #squadgoals❤️ #swag #keepinit100 #itslit🔥 #toml

If the difference between living to 80 and living to 90 is not having THE MOST STUF Oreos for breakfast then I guess @shanabananer better start writing that eulogy #oreos #oreosforbreakfast #themoststuff #diabetes #diabeetus #blessed🙏 #squadgoals❤️ #swaggyp #keepingit💯 #toml #imafatfuck

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Buy my book, “Growth and Change Are Highly Overrated”
Buy my book “Two Ways to Sunday”
Story Time with Tom Starita
The Tom’s Apartment Cartoon
Tell Me with Tom Starita Podcast
The Unquestionably False Yet Undeniably True Story of Tom Starita
What the hell is this?
All My Media Appearances…

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