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Hey guys guess what? The temperature went from 90 to 55...like it saw a state trooper! I know I know I’ll accept m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
RT @davidortiz: Daaaaaa......Jankees lose!!! 😂😅😂damn wat a game...congrats to my boys 🤙🏿 6 days ago
RT @StephenJosiah13: Why does every Yankee fan at the game today look like they at one point asked to speak to a manager at a Dunkin Donuts? 1 week ago
RT @stephanpastis: https://t.co/Pcts5gnD6R 2 weeks ago
RT @Noahsyndergaard: I was told the one person to not piss off on the Mets in Spring Training is David Wright. Then he threw out my lunch.… 2 weeks ago
RT @metsciti: Jacob had to get one last seed throw in https://t.co/yhWbmDWmQr 2 weeks ago
RT @justin_halpern: Weird moment during this hearing when Lindsay Graham released a swarm of bees from his mouth. https://t.co/2P2lgCqWNT 2 weeks ago
RT @MatthewRhys: Henry wasn’t mine.. twitter.com/CarolinaGirl58… 2 weeks ago
If you watch one video today make sure its this one! christinasbookshelf.net/2018/09/19/gro… 3 weeks ago
Burger King is everywhere and yet I don’t know anyone who eats it. I feel like I’m a character in a French New Wave movie 4 weeks ago
I had a three hour layover in Moscow and while waiting in the airport witnessed huge lines at the Burger King 4 weeks ago
There are people in this world who believe that having Burger King for dinner is a good idea 4 weeks ago
There are people in this world who wake up in the morning and decide to eat Burger King 4 weeks ago
There are people in this world who enjoy eating at Burger King 4 weeks ago
RT @RedsSundaeHat: One of the best things about being Generation X is watching both the Baby Boomers and the Millennials blame each other f… 4 weeks ago
RT @MetsMerized: New Post: Video: In Appreciation Of David Wright metsmerizedonline.com/?p=271947 #Mets #LGM 1 month ago
RT @Cut4: #TBT to David Wright sending Citi Field into pandemonium in the World Series. atmlb.com/2MycQC4 https://t.co/RN1Ei3U0Q4 1 month ago
RT @mikemayerMMO: David Wright ranks in Mets franchise history 50.4 WAR (1st position player) .296 BA (3rd) .376 OBP (4th) .491 SLG (8th)… 1 month ago

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I’m not big on posting pics of me here...you know what I look like already and if you don’t it’s weird that we’re friends on the Gram but today my co-workers accurately captured my essence and I feel the need to give them proper credit. Not by actually giving them credit here—more like giving them the thrill of knowing they did this. Good job! #me #portraitphotography #itsliketitanic #drawmejack #blessed🙏 #yolo #swag #squadgoals❤️ #toml #dicksoutforharambe

There’s a story behind this... A year ago I was on line at Webster Bank when a guy approached me. He asked if I had a couple of minutes and I prepared myself for some kind of sales pitch. Instead he asked if I ever thought of doing commercials... A year later I’m remembering shit at 4am #modellife😻🙈 #natural #rememberingshit #blessed🙏 #yolo✌ #swag #squadgoals❤️ #toml #merica🇺🇸

With everyone posting their fireworks pics/videos I wanted to show what I captured last night in Stratford! I’ve seen a lot of crazy firework displays but this one might be the best one ever! First, notice the Night King and his Fire Queen, prominently displayed throughout the night. Notice the splendor of their mutant butterfly lightning bugs or Light Butters, as the locals call them. Drink in the majesty of the blooming fireworks, illuminating the night sky and of course there’s the rainbow time portal, bringing you to wherever, and whenever you’d like. I guess that’s why they call my town Lordship, because we should all bow down to it’s magnificence! #usausausa🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #happyfourthofjuly🇺🇸 #merica🇺🇸 #rainbowtimeportal #lightbutters #nightking #firequeen #lordship #brilliance #blessed🙏 #yolo✌ #swag #squadgoals❤️ #toml

Sometimes you just need to do something special for your boo to show how much you love her. Tonight I surprised Shanz with dinner outside on the lanai—malabar prawn curry over jasmine rice and a couple of tall boys on the side. Nothing better than prawns at sunset. #whataguy❤️ #whatahusband #besthusbandever❤️ #currymakestheworldgoround #tallboys #lenai #blessed🙏 #yolo✌ #swag #squadgoals❤️ #toml #cardibaintgotshitonme

Sooooo as some of you may or not be aware—I decided to sneak out of regular life and take a quick trip to Mexico. @shanabananer was okay with it so i went by myself, in search of culture, donkey shows and most important of all—myself. Well found myself I did and while playing a riveting game of Cee-Lo in a bank alley in Tijuana I noticed one of the dudes I was playing with was using trick dice! Of course I said something and that’s when I realized the other 5 gentlemen with us were friends with this guy.... Causing me to make friends with his trusty “stabbing knife” and i know that’s the name for it because he kept yelling, “Cuchillo acuchillador!” over and over—which is a weird thing to scream when you’re trying to kill someone. Thankfully my years of watching martial arts movies paid off and I fended off my attackers long enough for someone to come along, chasing them off—not before they made my stomach look like the worst game of tic tac toe Long story short I’m now in a Tijuana hospital watching the classic Mexican show, “Rebelde” on loop. Maybe they should have left me in the alley! #tijuana #tijuanamexico #TheNarajaoftheSouth #iwasstabbedmultipletimes #holyshitthatsarealhashtag #holyshitthatsarealonetoo #bellyproblems #whatisgoingonintheworldwhenthesehashtagshaveposts #rebelde #isurvived #gloriagaynor #escuchame #blessed🙏 #swag #squadgoals❤️ #lit #keepit💯 #yolo✌ #toml

Happy Mother’s Day to the best mom in the world who doesn’t have Instagram! This photo was taken my junior year of high school aka “my experimenting with steroids years” You are as beautiful as the summer rain. Don’t ever change #happymothersday #bestmom #bestmomevahhhhh #jacked #bananahammock #myeyesareuphere #blessed🙏 #yolo😎 #squadgoals❤️ #keepit💯 #toml

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Buy my book, “Growth and Change Are Highly Overrated”
Buy my book “Two Ways to Sunday”
Story Time with Tom Starita
The Tom’s Apartment Cartoon
The Ten Minutes Too Long with Doug Barnes Podcast
The Unquestionably False Yet Undeniably True Story of Tom Starita
What the hell is this?
All My Media Appearances…

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